Labor Day is in Full Effect

Okay about 2 hours ago me and booboo, that’s my daughters nick name, went to the store and Oh MY we saw lions, tigers and bears Oh My. The bear we saw was a woman about 350lbs with a gold bikini make of gold foil paper. She had a crown on with colorful feathers sticking out. She was covered in colorful body glitter, oh and I must not forget this woman’s belly covered the bottom of the bikini in the crotch area. I am starting to think I have made another good choice this year, just not to be involved and why subject my eyes to this. I mean I am over here at home trying to work on my 12 pack and Good thing for her she had a metallic gold hula skirt that stuck out on the sides. It kind of reminds me when Rasputia went to the amusement park and security told asked if she was wearing any bottoms and she picked her belly up, YUCK, well this is what my daughter and I encountered on the following block. Side bar; Can you believe my ex husband called me Rasputia once. He said that I was large and in charge and that when I was coming everyone needed to get out of my way, the gall. Upon our walk on Church Avenue we saw many scantily clad woman covering certain parts of their bodies with there arms. You know it is kind of like when you are asked “raise your hand if you are sure” and you don’t, yeah like that. Oh yeah I also ran into someone from the neighborhood that for some reason is always derailing my destination. Don’t you hate when you are trying to get something done and get back home and here come so and so, DAMN. I am coming out the corner store and so and so is coming right around the corner and we literally bump into each other and I take a moment out in my head and say DAMNNNNNNN! SO of course I am going right and so and so is going left and of course so and so tries to divert my course again, like WTF! I am walking with my kid coming out of a bakery and we have a shopping cart does it look like want to go left, opposite of the market, come on “fuggetta bout it”. So of course as always the conversation is absolutely pointless and does not affect my life or financial situation. I want to forget about these societal norms and just tell So and So please do not bring your child around my child any more he exhibits lack of self control lack of discipline and mischievousness and I do not foresee you and I having this prefabricated friendship that you so desire. It’s just not going to F’in happen. “I’m just not going to be able to do”, ‘Love me or Leave Me Alone” In this case I choose Leave Me Alone. Not to mention yesterday morning I made an amazing western omelet and my child and I were getting down and dirty in eggs and SO and So called, while I was eating. So accidentally I missed that call don’t you know she did not use the feature on my phone it is called voice mail, instead So and So called back and I was forced to pick up. I have a friend if he is watching his show or doing something no matter what that something is he doesn’t play he will not answer the phone not on commercial intermission or bathroom breaks. His whole thing is if you know me for instance and Lost is on why would you call me? I used to think this was a bitchy attitude but he has actually got the right idea. Lets think about how many ways the cell phone company can charge you um let me see #1 if I pick up the phone so F it I just wont pick up. I am really tossing with this idea I mean Google is free and here I am paying for the cell phone company to jack me. On the other hand where will I be without texting, LOST like the show? Without texting how will I be able to receive my Ex’s compliments once a week, LOL. Be right back I am going to pick off the petals of flower to see if he still loves me, LOL, of course he does. If he didn’t he would try to flatter me as much as he does. Soon the Labor Day people will be on there way from Eastern Parkway maybe I will go out and gather some photos or fashion recaps to share with you all. Till later boys and girls.
Eve