Big Night Boys and Girls Old Dog and The Chick are speaking.

The Chick will be addressing the nation for the first time and introducing herself. Had she had the experience that Old Dog says that Obama lacks would we know about her. That’s right she lives in West Bubba Fuck and nobody cares. I think this is reason enough to say who the hell is she “Oh Hell to the No”. Had it not been for the recent scandal I would have never known her name, Sarah Palin. Mrs. Palin has a fast tail seventeen year old that is five months pregnant. I know she is so mad that she has been out taking that girl girdle shopping and making her fast, LOL. I mean they have been hiding all this time. At the end of the day I am not here to judge her things happen and sometimes unfortunate and they can happen to anyone. I do not think this makes Mrs. Palin a bad mother. she may have made some bad decisions in turn her daughter made bad decisions and now in order to make her mother’s political career flourish and her motherhood not be questioned now the sorry girl has to marry the sorry boy. This is what you call a recipe for disaster. These sorry underage drinkers are now going to pay a heavy price for the United States. If this does not get The Chick and Old Dog some pity votes I don’t know what will. Shit I am about to tear up just thinking of the life of hell this poor girl will have to live until Old Dog and The Chick loose. It’s like 90 days right? Ease up Lil Chick in 90 days it will be all over. Your crazy momma and the old dude are going to back to where ever the hell they came from. It’s like the movie Friday “You ain’t got to go home but you got to get the hell out of here”. I am still laughing at that Idiot The Bush, talking and reading a teleprompter I mean give me a break honestly who voted for this fool and who voted again for this fool? What because President Clinton could not go back into the running you all just gave up and said hey F it lets just pick this fool again. I mean seriously he can not even speak and his facial expressions remind me of being in the bathroom and having difficulty if you know what I mean and then you finally come to that crossroad and you get to the final push and you are relieved. That is his face when he gets stuck in his comments and it finally comes out the wrinkles in his forehead release and I swear it just like taking a number 2. The Bush has *ish face! It is terrible when a country has no respect for you. Its like when you are in the first grade and you get into it with the cool kid that wears all the designer stuff and then that kid gets mad at you and tell everyone else not to talk to you. Yeah I would say that The Bush’s social calendar is looking slim to none. Even Condi is going to read him his right and let him know. You used me as the African American woman token for long enough no I will not come over for none of Laura’s dry pie and you can tell her I said that and what. I bet Condi is going to rise up on The Bush when their ride is over and give him two slaps. One slap for women and the other just because. I am going to go and get ready to listen to Old Dog and The Chick get ready to do the damn thang.