Saturday, August 30, 2008

Democratic Convention hip hip hooray!

Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Obama /Biden ticket I am so excited it reminds when I was a child and I got my first Nintendo I was happier than a pig in shit. Or how about when I got my first cabbage patch doll oh my goodness that was really exciting. My mom assimilated a labor scenario and I gave birth to a big box that had an original cabbage patch doll of some nationality. My doll was more of an olive color doll she looked mixed like mulatto. My mom made a big deal about my dolls growing up she did not believe that I should own only Caucasian dolls but dolls that looked more like me. I know you are thinking to yourself that the assimilation thing was weird and it was but if you know my mom she is a carefree spirit and strongly believes in saying what she means without censorship. At times this can be dangerous but all in all it is a good thing, she is just not like everybody else. Let me not forget her heart is pure and real and her emotions always reflect that and I love her for that and many more things. SHES A GOOD WOMAN! Back to my excitement about Obama /Biden If I could cartwheel I would but I can’t so for now I will keep all my acrobatic skills in my head and dreams. The country has been in such a bad state and getting worst and GWB the Bush is looking for his retirement mansion. I am so sick how anyone could allow the person who fixed the election in the first place to allow this to happen. Since when has our dollar been weaker to Europe’s euro? My cousin Alex was here visiting with me this summer for the first time ever in New York and was excited that she was able tos spend so much money. It was inside that I died because when we were younger the tables were definitely turned. I would go to Spain spend the entire summer and come off. I could buy anything and everything. Now I am even afraid to do a search on expedia to see the price of the ticket, Hell To The No! (Credit to Whitney Houston, I can not live without saying that on a day to day basis. Girl you completed me.).
Reasons why you should vote for Obama.
#1 Because I said So
#2 Because I said So
#3 Because I said So
& all the issue deal with things you and I deal with everyday. He comes from where millionaires who were not always millionaires came from he understands taking out a student loan and having to work to pay it off. Seeing and living with his single mother makes him very compassionate to her needs and her needs were needs of the ordinary everyday you and me. His running mate is a man of many words opinions and proven track record in everyday you and me necessities. He is a father let me reiterate HE IS A FATHER! He comes home every night has his priorities straight in terms of parenting and being a dad. Many people can make children and unfortunately of those many there are many that can not raise children. I am not one of those many and no I do not hang out with pookie on Saturdays either, HA.

Okay Okay Okay lets move on to Old Dog and The Chick, Like WTF, WTF WTF WTF WTF! She just had a baby four months ago she has five kids where does she find the time better yet how the hell does she do it. …And you already know Old Dog is going to croak like six months in so that means The Chick is going to be running the country talking to Iraq setting up her oil transfer to her backyard because you know this bitch is not paying for gas especially because she has to drive all those little David Beckhams to sporting activities while breast feeding. Do you McCain Supporters realize that when he kicks the bucket the Chick from Alaska will be our president? (Personal conversation between me and GOD excuse me. OH GOD IF THERE WAS ANY TIME YOU NEEDED TO COME DOWN WITH THE BACK HAND AND SLAP SOME FOLKS NOW WOULD BE THAT TIME AND SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF ANYONE IN THE VOTING BOOTH THAT THINKS A BLACK MAN SHOULD NOT BE PRESIDENT AND MAKE SURE THEIR HANDS VOTE DEMOCRAT ALL THE WAY DOWN. ) Growing up I had my first voting experience with my grandmother and she taught me how to vote the only way she knew how. She said Eve now you see this line it is called democrat you select these entire selections straight down and if you don’t I’m going to kill you stone dead, LOL. These were her terms of endearment. So as you see I had no choice to every go republican because my life was in danger, lol. R.I.P to my favorite girl E.H.J.

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