Whose On Your Fave 5?

My get down to it crew is on my Fave 5. When I say get down to it crew that means my girlfriends. The girls or gals or galgirls or girlguys (you know I do not discriminate) you call when shit is about to hit the fan. Some of the individuals are still willing at this age to take out the Vaseline step out of the high heels put on some sneakers pop their earrings out and let you know what time it really is. Now I do not condone this behavior in any way shape of form but sometimes some things just can’t go without it. On the other hand when your are a parent it can all go without it and you eventually learn to turn the other cheek turn around and walk away. I am still in limbo I am caught between whoop that ass and turning the cheek, LOL.

When going through a divorce, family court, visitation misery loves company and misery is food for thought. Not saying that the aforementioned situations are all miserable because all of them are not. Some folks work together and even sleep together, if the sex was good then good for you and the working relationship. If the sex was bad well good for you to for the non working relationship, HA! just think of the sex you used to have and think about the sex you have after divorce. I know you should have divorce like decades ago. Shame on you for depriving yourself and shame on me for depriving myself. As my ex says his life is wonderful now without me. I tell him to stop flattering me and his nonsense goes on. There isn't a week that goes by that my ex does not try to use his Eve remote control and try to order me around. I smile and keep it moving, he is expressing his love and how wonderful his life really is :). When I was a child my grandmother used to dress me up and comb my hair in four plats (that is what Jamaicans call braids) and tie ribbons on the end and send me to Sunday school. I really was not interested in the Sunday school because all the action was happening upstairs with my grandmother and the GOD Squad. Well while attending Sunday school I learned “Do onto others as you want them to do on to you”. SOoooo when my Ex behaves like an ass he gets nothing but asshole treatment. Thank you to the wonderful teachings of Sunday school I couldn’t have done it without them ;) LOL. Okay cats I have to run out but I will continue this upon my return……I got to go do what singles mommies and daddies do. Prepare the lunch extra juices included, bathe the baby dress the baby comb her hair thank goodness I have already fed her, get her activity pack for the car ride as she calls it her rescue pack bag, credit to Dora and Diego you are doing wonders for my kid. Okay kids Cheers!