Trying to be zen like Jada Smith but this ish is not working!

Good Morning Folks, I am not sure who is reading but I think it is therapeutic to let out your thoughts into the world and see who is digging it (meaning who can relate). You are probably wondering why I have not written in such a long time. Well I have been trying this new thing called restraint and peace:(...until it all blew up in my face. For the Sake of the Kids Well for the sake of the kids I put my ish to to the side and decided to participate in a united family front for a whole year to be played but once again. I mean we went from fighting WWF style to him eating a hot dog out of my hand at Bark. We had gotten to such a good place that we were planning a family vacation to Jamacia or Hawaii. I know shocking with all that has taken place. Well I should have known there was something brewing. It's like asking someone does a leopard have spots and they give you the "what you talking bout wills" look. I wont lie and say that co parenting was not good because it should always be the end goal when the adults grow up build a bridge and get over it. While building this bridge I have been reading Jada P Smith's articles about being one and loving the left out parent.....REALLY SISTER! I think the jury is still out on this one. I mean I do not care for another woman playing a mother figure to my children. Breakfast, bedtime stories, showers, park time, the list goes on. When I was getting the party started and making the kids I do recall it just being me and the father not this woman or the other woman that has done a short stint of mommy time, LOL. I mean I got to laugh, whenever the ex picks these other mommies, he swears up and down how great they are and how great the are going to be for the kids. REALLY BUDDY! So does she wash clothes, cook food, what days is she planning to take off my hands. To me the definition of co parenting is the equivalent to the equal usage of gas in the car, the equal usage of tide and suavitel for the laundry, approximately the same food bill a month etc. Up till now my bank is low in these categories. Ladies don't believe the hype Co parenting is bull shit. I hope you are reading this while in the pediatricians office waiting 1.5 hours and realizing damn didn't I do this last time? Where is that co parenting when I need it. Where is new mommy? Is new mommy going to fill these prescriptions and wait another hour for them to be ready. Listen I am not bitter, maybe a lil pissed but at the end of the day more players have been added to my equation and if I cant beat them and they want to join me so bad then lets divi up these responsibilities and these bills. My message to all you play mommies "if you really want to be bout that life" LOL, (Act as step mommy)then lets not play. Start cooking some home cooked meals and stop ordering our kids fast food candy and soda pop every time they see you. Stop sending home clothes with urine in them and mixing them with clean clothes."YEAH I REALLY SAID THAT ISH" Yes if the kids urinate on the clothing I would expect for you to rinse it out and send it home, just like a mom would do or woman for that matter. When you are a little girl the first thing you learn is to wash out your undergarments. This behavior of mommy number 2 still puzzles me! Oh how could I forget this one. When I send homework please make sure you recheck your own work, as we are not all perfect and comprise complete sentences. Don't give me extra extra work. Now I have to check your work and my daughters. On this weeks episode of fake family I sent a note along with a mixture of tide, some special Spanish stuff I use and suavitel to ensure that mommy number two stands up to her name and starts playing her part. Till this day I am not looking forward to our new life, Mommy, mommy and me, Like DUH NO! Resolution If these fake mommies want to play real mommy then show and prove and do some real work BITACHES!!!! IM OuT!